Rockstar Energy has established a separate Australian Division to their Company and unfortunately for us has to adjust their drinks to conform to the caffeine regulations in AUS and NZ. People seemed to be amazed and strangely drawn to the huge, purple 500ml can sitting on the table. The can did create quite a bit of attention as I was sitting at the cafe eating lunch. However, upon closer examination I discovered that it has a different formulation and not in the good way. News Flash! We in the Southern Hemisphere have been cheated!I was stoked to see Rockstar Punched Guava in New Zealand stores because of the great review Dusty gave it a little while ago. Energy drink lovers, your search is over. I feel like God kills a kitten every time I drink one. Let me add I bought this drink for $1.99. After waiting a few hours, I’m happy to report I experienced no crash. I’ve basically written this entire review in about 25 minutes, no joke. The electrical conductors of my brain upgraded from nickel to gold and I’m only half-way through. My thinking engine from an economic inline-4 to a twin turbocharged V12. My information processing bandwidth was just upgraded from 56K to T1. Drink some now, some later! The angelic chorus grows louder… Energy Yes, that’s more than even most energy drink lovers would care to down in one sitting, But guess what, this drink comes in a bottle.
The theory of multiplication would have it that this drink contains 330mg of caffeine, not to mention the ~68mg of guarana and B-vitamin content (!). No, that’s not 122.75mg of caffeine per bottle.
There is an incredibly thoughtful 120mg of caffeine per serving, and um… ya, hi – there’s 2.75 servings per bottle. At the same time, they acknowledges the fact that not one of these ingredients have been scientifically shown to do much of anything for you, so they hit it where it counts. It does not depart from the wealth of natural energy ingredients so commonly found out there in energy drinks (ginkgo biloba, ginseng, milk thistle extract). Just be yourself and go all out, you will be welcomed into open arms. When you first get into bed with this drink, do not hold back. This drink can be mixed with just about anything too, ranging from 7-up to Bacardi. Each sip, an influx of taste euphoria each swallow, a conditioned reward for the next sip to come. Carbonation is perfect, the guava flavoring is not intrusive and it never gets old. Marvelous, aggressive, and kindhearted with a forgiving personality. can and looks like the formula has been adjusted as well. Please Note: This version of Punched Guava is no longer available. This is the stuff caffeine addictions are made of. I have numerous other reviews I’ve been piecing together over the past week, but at the first sip of this drink I’ve committed my focus to spreading the good word. This is the newest drink in the Punched line-up as far as I can tell and is not to be confused with Juiced Guava. I always kind of knew Rockstar would be the one to make the breakthrough, I just didn’t know when. My search is over, my life is complete, angels are singing out in chorus.I have found salvation, an oasis of productivity, in the best energy drink to ever hit the market: Rockstar Punched Guava.
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